Name: Cougar Magnum
Duration: P00H03M23S
Description: The American Cougar is attracted to the scent of the DS bois

Cougar Magnum

from Rock N Roll Dies With Us by Distant Stars

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The American Cougar is attracted to the scent of the DS bois

lyrics

I’ve got a love gun
But I don’t shoot things
She can see it in my pocket
...

She comes up loaded and she gives me a shot
Tells me that her husband doesn’t think she is hot
I step back- but she’s already unholstered
She looks to me get get her no-no re-upholstered

Bang! Bang!
Goes the Cougar Magnum
I’ve been bang bang bang bang hit
By the Cougar Magnum- ow

She’s a non-mom and her kids are not home
She’d like to see me in her office, get me alone
She’s fully loaded- trigger finger is hot
Drops it super low to show me what she’s still got

She shook me all night long and poured some sugar on me
And when I left her place she said, “Don’t ever call me”

Bang! Bang!
Goes the Cougar Magnum
I’ve been bang bang bang bang hit
By the Cougar Magnum- ow

“It’s time to go- my husband’s almost home.
Last night was nice, but now I don’t know you”

Bang! Bang!
Goes the Cougar Magnum
I’ve been bang bang bang bang hit
By the Cougar Magnum- ow

Don’t pick up the phone
Supposed to be alone
And your husband can’t know

credits

from Rock N Roll Dies With Us, released June 2, 2023
Produced, Recorded, Mixed, & Mastered by Andy Fettig
Co-Produced by Jakey Thomas
Music by Andy Fettig & Jakey Thomas
Words by Jakey Thomas
Performed by Distant Stars:
Jakey Thomas- lead & backup vocals; lead & rhythm guitar
Andy Fettig- programming; synthesizers; lead & rhythm guitar
Tai Jaxx Drury- rhythm guitar
Al Riesenbeck- drum kit; samples

With special guest:
Greg Vadnais- percussion

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Distant Stars Michigan

funky/sexy/strange rock n roll from MI

Jakey
Tai
Andy

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