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I ain’t a son of a bitch, boy- no way
You ain’t talkin’ ‘bout my mama like that- at least not to my face
I might be a bitch, boy- I could put on a little weight
But I’m lightning quick, boy- a rebel rebel renegade
I’ve just been rockin’ and a rollin’ all night
Drinkin’ in the mornin’ all the time
I’ll maybe get some sleep soon
If we ever feel like comin’ down
Comin’ down
Now don’t go waving your pistol
In my snowflake face
And don’t you call me a liberal
‘Cause I got glitter on my face
I’ve just been rockin’ and a rollin’ all night
Drinkin’ in the mornin’ with your wife
I’ll maybe get some sleep soon
If we ever feel like comin’ down
But we ain’t comin’ down- you know why?
We’re perma-trippin’, baby, let’s go!
I’ve just been rockin’ and a rollin’ all night
Drinkin’ in the mornin’- Miller Lite
I’ll maybe get some sleep soon
If we ever feel like comin’ down
Comin’ down
I’m just a rock n rollin’ bitch, baby
Oh goddam, I’m a bitch, baby
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Crystal & Candy
03:20
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Ran into a pixie girl I used to know
Pulled me aside, asked if I wanna roll
I was already rockin’- what’s the point of stoppin’ now
So I gave it a go
“If you boof it, it’s free.” “..What?!”
“Do you take Ketamine?”
I said, “No thank you, boo, how ‘bout just a shot or two?”
She drew out a line
Then she blew my mind wide open
(“Sit down, baby- suck on this ice cube”)
Then she blew my mind wide open
(“My boyfriend’s hopin’ he can get to know you”)
With her crystal & candy
She’s feelin’ it
She’s wantin’ it
That’s why her hands are so clammy
Her crystal & candy
Ran into that pixie chick again
Saw her bummin’ ciggies from my friends
Said, “I had fun last night”- She said, “Got a light?”
She put something funky in my hand
My head starts to spin
Think I lost it again
It got hazy after she took me to candy land
I think I made out with her man- oo!
Then she blew my mind wide open
(“Sit down, baby- the spirit will guide you”)
Then she blew my mind wide open
(“Gonna grab some glow sticks and maybe some wine, too”)
With her crystal & candy
She’s feelin’ it
She’s wantin’ it
That’s why her hands are so clammy
Her crystal & candy
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Toxic
03:19
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Took a sip from Satan’s Cup
...Not our song, look up the lyrics elsewhere, pal!
credits
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Total Blackout
03:12
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I found six bucks in my coat
I hit up Chris today
We copped some Rich and Rare sauce
Grapefruit and Soft Parade
Hey
We go all night and all day
Steamrollin’ like we’re freight trainin’
Watch as the stars in the sky
Blackout like an air raid now
Another night just spins by
I’m at the bar with Chris
Another vodka whiskey
Microwaved with a twist
Hey
We go all night and all day
Steamrollin’ like we’re freight trainin’
Watch as the stars in the sky
Blackout like an air raid now
Somebody sound the alarm
I’m doin’ bodily harm
We go all night and all day
Steamrollin’ like we’re freight trainin’
Watch as the stars in the sky
Blackout like an air raid yeah
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Rager at Jakey's House
04:14
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Rager at Jakey’s House
With a lot of alcohol and a little bit of weed, yeah
Yeah we’re gonna have a party tonight
The fire’s ignited
James has Daft Punk playing his place
And we were not invited- Shit.....
I guess we’re gonna have to turn it up louder
We just might meet the police
Bad bitches and the boys with the chest plates
Aw, it’s such a sweet release
Rager at Jakey’s house
(it’s a) Rager at Jakey’s house
(a fuckin’) Rager at jakey’s house
With a lot of alcohol and a little bit of weed, yeah
Melissa was there, she straightened her hair
Derek licked his bear and he was scaring chicks there
Margaux didn’t care, she stripped her ass bare
Put on her favorite Deftones song and danced
Everybody’s wasted off their whiskey and wine
Higher than the distant stars in the sky
The future’s never clear so we smoke and we drink beer
‘Cause one thing’s certain, yeah, we’re all gonna die (lol)
Rager at Jakey’s house
(it’s a) Rager at Jakey’s house
(a fuckin’) Rager at jakey’s house
With a lot of alcohol and a little bit of weed, yeah
Yeah, we’re gonna have a party tonight
Everything’s alright, everything’s alright
Yeah, we’re gonna have a party tonight
Everything’s alright, everything’s alright
Yeah, we’re gonna have a party tonight
Jakey’s place is tight, everything’s alright
Yeah, we’re gonna have a party tonight
His house is fuckin’ sick, this song is fuckin’ sick
Well what a mind blowing soirée
Save a couple of sips for the morning
Could’ve swore I saw Aquaman
But it was just Tai with long hair and a tan (lol)
Rager at Jakey’s house
(it’s a) Rager at Jakey’s house
(a fuckin’) Rager at jakey’s house
With a lot of alcohol and a little bit of weed, yeah
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Bangover
01:02
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Don't blame my mother
Don’t want to blame my mother’s father
Let’s hit the blotter
And maybe we can vibe about it
I met her daughter
I took her to my fancy parlor
We played Madonna
Then I threw on Tame Impala
We often wonder
Does one foot tapping sound like thunder?
It’s not a bummer
No, it’s the banger of the summer
Don’t let it simmer
It's time for us to eat our dinner
We’re fully rockin’
We’re rollin’ and we couldn’t stop it
Human feet
Carry me on the floor
Tap in place
Shake your bones Dancing days
Move your feet
Rock n Roll dies with us
It’s ok
It’s human fate
Don’t give up on it
No, We ain’t rockin on and off it
So tell your mama
To get down on and discorama
We’re getting closer
Another song is almost over
We fade it over
The turntables are fully loaded
All the stars in the skies are
All meant to align
So if I pass you by
You don’t need to blink a second eye
Human feet
Carry me On the floor
Or tap in place
Shake your bones Dancing days
Move your feet
Rock n Roll dies with us
It’s ok
It’s human fate
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Cougar Magnum
03:23
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I’ve got a love gun
But I don’t shoot things
She can see it in my pocket
...
She comes up loaded and she gives me a shot
Tells me that her husband doesn’t think she is hot
I step back- but she’s already unholstered
She looks to me get get her no-no re-upholstered
Bang! Bang!
Goes the Cougar Magnum
I’ve been bang bang bang bang hit
By the Cougar Magnum- ow
She’s a non-mom and her kids are not home
She’d like to see me in her office, get me alone
She’s fully loaded- trigger finger is hot
Drops it super low to show me what she’s still got
She shook me all night long and poured some sugar on me
And when I left her place she said, “Don’t ever call me”
Bang! Bang!
Goes the Cougar Magnum
I’ve been bang bang bang bang hit
By the Cougar Magnum- ow
“It’s time to go- my husband’s almost home.
Last night was nice, but now I don’t know you”
Bang! Bang!
Goes the Cougar Magnum
I’ve been bang bang bang bang hit
By the Cougar Magnum- ow
Don’t pick up the phone
Supposed to be alone
And your husband can’t know
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St. Peter & Loathing
03:55
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Peter tripped on the Vegas Strip- fell from the sky
Cunt was zoomin’, he was lucky he was even alive
Clipped his wings in Bat Country, sold them on Fremont Street
For a dime
St. Peter’s on an ether binge
He’s depraved!
He looks like a hippie fisherman
In Vegas, baby!
Peter rolled in the Bellagio and picked up the dice
Wagered it all and Keys of Heaven on the come line
Snake eyes stole his paradise
Too weird for holy life, too rare to ever die
St. Peter’s on an ether binge
He’s depraved!
(Why can’t Peter walk on water?)
He lost God a lot of real estate
(Lost his faith in God the Father)
Past Heaven’s Gate
Peter became a beast
He got rid of the pain
Of being a man
Neon-soaked crucifix
His hit’s kickin’ in
Ten bucks a tab
Zoink!
(Why can’t Peter walk on water?)
St. Peter’s on an ether binge
(Lost his faith in God the Father)
He’s depraved!
(Why can’t Peter walk on water?)
He looks like a hippie fisherman
(Lost his faith in God the Father)
In Vegas, baby!
(Why can’t Peter walk on water?)
St. Peter’s on an ether binge
(Lost his faith in God the Father)
He’s depraved!
(Why can’t Peter walk on water?)
He lost God alotta real estate
(Lost his faith in God the Father)
Past Heaven’s Gate
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Rock Bottom FM
01:24
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Hazy Cosmic Jive
04:50
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Starman said, “the earth’s almost dead”
On the radio last night
Starman sang, his voice really rang
Transmissions from his antennae
Can you hear, can you hear, can you hear all the songs he’s been playing?
DJ Clark After Dark jockin’ discs from his bus in the sky
Well we learned all the words of the Starman and sang ‘em back to him…
Will he tune into us tonight?
That weren’t no DJ, that were hazy cosmic jive
We’ll send a message with our blinking cell phone lights
That weren’t no DJ, that were hazy cosmic jive
(Don’t tell dad)
Gravity- the ability
To hold me to the ground
Transcending the FM static
Of Starman’s orbit ‘round
Can you hear, can you hear, can you hear all the songs he’s been playing?
DJ Clark After Dark jockin’ discs from his bus in the sky
Well we learned all the words of the Starman and sang ‘em back to him…
Will he tune into us tonight?
That weren’t no DJ, that were hazy cosmic jive
We’ll send a message with our blinking cell phone lights
That weren’t no DJ, that were hazy cosmic jive
(Don’t tell dad)
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12. |
Fuck Ur God lol
03:49
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Look into my eyes!
I’m the lord of the flies
Did you think you could kill me?
You’ve forgotten I compose your insides
All your guts are covered in flies
Stirring up the self you despise
Buzzing just as loud as a chainsaw
The devil’s mouth is so very wide
Saying “FUCK YOUR GOD”
‘Cause everybody’s dead or dying
Simon say, why aren’t you afraid?
I’m the one who makes the boys run away
The one who’s fillin’ the children with visions
The why and how as they murder and rape the sow
And fuck your god
*noise of sexual pleasure*
‘Cause everybody’s dead or dying
Mmmmm
Simon just had a seizure
An epileptic fit
He looked up at the demon
A pig’s head on a stick
Simon casts divine light shield
Pig’s head casts fire breath
Simon takes 60 damage
He’s on the edge of death
Pig’s head becomes becomes a warlord
A president and cop
He sends in helicopters
With the fucking chainsaw tops
The pig opens his mouth wide
He swallows up the sky
Beelzebub eats the planet
Every single Simon dies
Helter Skelter mother fucker!
Bet you weren’t ready for that!
Betchu weren’t expecting that
Charlie Manson and the family mask
??? cockroach ???
Everybody’s dead or dying (lol)
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